this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
stop wearing my family: a shirt au
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
dont let tumblr make you believe that
-eating car hubcaps is cool
-being an inanimate object is acceptable
-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk
-having a corporeal form is healthy
-chemtrails aren’t real
um excuse me some of my best friends happen to be inanimate objects but if you cant accept that then i guess i’ll just have to unfollow you
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first
I’m proud of you avengers!
Are we late?
Rebloging twice cuz it’s so awesome
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*