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  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
hiddlesprincess
theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?
“476, 477, 479… wait shit. steve, i think i fucked up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website



Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?

“476, 477, 479… wait shit. steve, i think i fucked up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website

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Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

hiddlesprincess

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

abbiwhalex15
tractor-riding-fallen-angel:

gotta-find-my-corner-of-the-sky:

blushy-fallen-angel:

theawkwardpsychopath:

captaind38:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

gilbert-sprussianprincess:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

wiggie49:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

korralicious:

geekdonnatroy:

satosexual:

how do you make a 14 year old girl in a children’s cartoon this busty and attractive
h o w

Time to be honest 
at the age of 14 I was really busty already
so I don’t see any problem with Ty Lee being busty 
but yeah she really is way to sexy for a 14 years old
but hey all the Sailor Moon characters on the first season were 14 and looked like they were in their late teens 
oops talked to much 

I’M 14

I’m 19…

lets all give a hand for the poor guy who has yet to fill in, we all cry for you brother

thank you for your prayers, it has been one year and my breasts have filled in quite nicely


This site is full of crazy people

yet you’re here


Oh yes, we sure are quite Crazy.

no not all of us are crazy here…some of us are better at fighting the crazy 

welcome to tumblr, where we go from avatar to manboobs to batman in 0.39 seconds flat



and it’s not a tumblr post without Supernatural 

This post is a mess. A wonderful mess. 

tractor-riding-fallen-angel:

gotta-find-my-corner-of-the-sky:

blushy-fallen-angel:

theawkwardpsychopath:

captaind38:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

gilbert-sprussianprincess:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

wiggie49:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

korralicious:

geekdonnatroy:

satosexual:

how do you make a 14 year old girl in a children’s cartoon this busty and attractive

h o w

Time to be honest 

at the age of 14 I was really busty already

so I don’t see any problem with Ty Lee being busty 

but yeah she really is way to sexy for a 14 years old

but hey all the Sailor Moon characters on the first season were 14 and looked like they were in their late teens 

oops talked to much 

I’M 14imageimageimage

I’m 19…
imageimageimage

lets all give a hand for the poor guy who has yet to fill in, we all cry for you brother

thank you for your prayers, it has been one year and my breasts have filled in quite nicely

image

This site is full of crazy people

yet you’re here

Oh yes, we sure are quite Crazy.

no not all of us are crazy here…some of us are better at fighting the crazy image

welcome to tumblr, where we go from avatar to manboobs to batman in 0.39 seconds flat

image

and it’s not a tumblr post without Supernatural 

This post is a mess. A wonderful mess. 

tipslip
best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 
MILEY STEWART
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 

SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 

AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART

MOLLY STEWART

AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY

SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 

IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 

MILEY STEWART

THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

perks-of-being-chinese

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”